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May 7, 2011

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Hello once again my fellow Party People,

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I'm coming at you fresh off vacation to Marylands version of the Jersey Shore, Ocean City. It was a time of relaxation and preparation for my Heavyweight Championship match on May 22nd. As I scoured the bars all throughout Ocean City, I ran into some of its finest citizens. I ran into a creepy Sammy Hagar look a like playing guitar and a crooked carney who ran the water gun game.

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Aside from all of the boardwalk festivities, I got alot of relaxation for my battered and broken body. As I was relaxing, I couldn't help but to noticed a flock of seagulls flying around outside. Strangely enough they reminded me of Versaci Enterprises. Just the same, they are a bunch of rodents. The only difference is that the gulls had wings. Another similiarity was the fact that they ganged up on the "seagull feed" (Which consisted of a mix of Fries, Chicken, Chicken Nuggets, Pizza, Potato Chips, and popcorn.) just as they do on all the EWA Superstars. As all of this was going on, one of the gulls ended up turning on the other leaving the defenseless seagull to fend for himself. Trust me, I'm sure once the odds are even, Versaci Enterprises will leave another memeber stranded in retreat. Unlike Versaci Enterprises I helped this defenseless seagull get off the balcony of our luxary condo.

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During the course of the weekend we all found out that Bin Laden had finally been found and killed. Granted the Chace Rawlings Braigade wasn't able to see it all unfold on tv. Especially since we were at the Bearded Clam taking shots. The men and women of the US armed forces were having shots of their own... at Bin Laden. I have had many close friends that have served in Iraq for this country. Let me just say thank you and I love you to all of the men and women that defend this great country.

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Now to address EWA's own terrorist by the name of JD "Bamm Bamm" Roberts. You walk around ranting your hate and biggotry and claim that its "Heritage". Just as the Military stormed into Bin Laden's hideout and shot him down, I'm going to storm into the ring by the trumpeting sound of the shot horns. I will be taking shot after shot before I take you out. As the Flag flies high and proud this day, on May 22nd the Heavyweight Championship will be held high and proud above my head.

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Aside from my epic triple threat match on May 22nd we have the former curiserweight champion Shaun Cannon. He will be looking to get revenge on the man who costed him his title. That Man Being Trent Ferrel. Will Cannon be victorious over Ferrell? Or will this rookie still be a thorn in the punk rocker's side?

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Then you have the man that I beat at Evolution, Jean Jean Lebon. He will be going head to head with returning Thomas Fransworth. From personal experience neither of these men should be taken lightly. Stay tuned to ewamaryland.com for more info and matches and they become available.

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With that said, I now head out.................to Bluefins to prepare for a night full of fist pumping, shot taking, and a battle to become the EWA Heavyweight Champion

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Stay drunk my friends.


< April 22, 2011

Hello, My fellow drunkards this is a blog I will be posting here on EWAMaryland.com on a bi weekly basis. I will talk about whoever and whatever I want so expect to be amused in the coming weeks.

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As I sit here and sip my Wild Turkey Golden Honey, I would first like to say thank you to all of the fans that wished me a happy birthday and a speedy recovery. Alot of people have been asking me lately why the sudden change? It was just January when I was still one of the most hated guys on the roster. Well lets just say things change and change is always for the better. I am letting out the inter-partier inside. You see over the course of the last year I've heard more of a mix of cheers and boo's then just boo's. So now you have this deadly mix of Jager and Redbull that is now Chace Rawlings. What you get now is 100% me. There really are no gimmicks just good ole me being me and Im not going to change anything about that not anytime soon.

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As far as the double ring ladder match goes, I'm going out on a limb here and saying its "my match". Ive been in 4 of them and came close to winning them all. The 4th was the most special because of everything thats going on in this state with pro wrestling. It was basically the call saying "Hey Chace Rawlings is no jabroni". I always heard your to fat and other non-sense, but you know what I dont care the fans pay to see me either way. Plain and simple if you want to see Chace Rawlings you will see him right here in EWA. Alot of people do alot of talking out of their asses about this company when 90% of Marylands' best indy homegrown talent started right here. Yeah thats a reality check and a shoot. Either way we are all one in the same. We come out here and do what we do for all of you fans. Trust me, I didnt go get 7 staples in my head on the 16th just to fill my ego.

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For now on feel free to bring your own party horns aka "the grenade whistle" to a EWA show and annoy the hell out of anybody you want. Also when you hear "Shots" during my song feel free to fist pump along with me. Hell bring me shots if you want too. I wont not take them I love them shots.

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This past saturday we whitnessed a sellout at the "EWA arena" in Parkville, Maryland aka Tall Cedars Hall. The show started off with a high impact ladder match between Shaun Cannon and Wes Mercer. Both men who I know very well, afterall Shaun did give me some tough matches for the MD title a year or so ago which earned him my out most respect. One on the other hand is my former tag team partner Wes Mercer. Now granted I hate his guts, always have and always will. This has been a hatred I had for him every since he would rip the heads off my action figures down in the secret underground volcanic lair back in the Legion days. I saw the ladder match and those guys tore it up. Shaun in the process hurting his arm as Trent Ferrell screwed him over. I am glad to see that guys like Wes and Shaun who without a shadow of a doubt in my twisted drunken mind will carry this company to the next level. Shaun had a year long title run losing it to Wes who quickly rose to the top of the cruiserweight division. Trent who was a big factor in this match is definately somebody to look out for even though he does seem to screw himself over a bit and enjoys delicious sandwhiches that his mother makes him as he dwells in her basement.

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I was happy to see the debuts of Hyjinx and Jean Jean LeBon at Evolution. Hyjinx had a great match with the exiting Drolix, meanwhile I got stuck with the Frenchman known as Jean Jean Lebon. Lebon unfourtunetly suffered a Party Foul from me as I fist pumped my way to victory. Im still lost on the fact if during the match he was getting a invisible drink or water or if he found my invisible keg!!! Jean Jean I swear if you found my invisible keg we have alot of unfinished business my french friend. Also the returns of Matt Wylde and Harold Varelli definately make great additions to the tag team division here in EWA.

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Now we come to the main part of the night the 5th double ring ladder match ever in EWA and Maryland history. Granted Versachi Enterprises were banned from competeting in the match knowing they all are combined Heavyweight champions. Also the fact that Blood and Berg had won the EWA Tag Titles from the exiting Fed Up...about the guys who are exiting dont get mad at us get mad at your trusty friends over and the "Other company" for taking those guys a way for exclusive million dollar...wait there are contracts in the indys? Anyhow now back to business. You know, the sold out EWA show. I dont know about you guys but I think by far this was the most brutual double ring ladder match in EWA history. We had 3 guys go to Glen Burnie Medical Center. 1 with broken ribs, 1 with 8 stitches and 1 with 7 Staples. Myself, Davey Havok (who in my mind proved he is here to make a impact here in EWA. And is also the best rookie EWA currently has) and Apollo all paid the price in the double ring ladder match. Despite what some may say but Jim Christian, a 50 year old man diving off the top of a ladder to the foor ontop of Versachi Enterprises was nothing but amazing. This left myself and JD "Bamm Bamm" Roberts left as the final 2 guys in the match. He nailed me with his Rolling Lariat and climbed to get his #1 contender contract. As I tried to climb my broken and battered body up the ladder to get mine, JD made it back over in time to knock me off of it. At this point the ladder had fallen and busted the back of my noggin right open. I back suplexed JD off the ladder as he was trying to grab the 2nd contract as well. Then I scaled the busted Ladder like spiderman...what? its all the shots I had during the course of the match. Alot of Jager bombs further proves that red bull does give you wings...when mixed with Jager.

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This brings us to EWA Beach Party at Bluefins in Essex, MD. Incase you didnt know this is a bar which means I now have home field advantage. I will say this even though some of the most brutal matches I have had in my career including several hardcore matches, a steel cage match, and a bull rope match against JD. I will still say that I hate everything about that Bigot. He comes out preaching how the south will rise again. So do you call your old man friend Cole Calloway south? Anyhow I will deal with JD at my leisure. I am sure that you fans are as tired as I am of seeing Versache Enterprises hold the EWA Maryland, Tag-team, and Heavyweight titles. I can promise you this, I will win the EWA Heavyweight championship. Yes there maybe 6 memebers of Versache Enterprises but i have 5 friends of my own and they are the other 5 Bud Lights Ill have to drink. JD and Versache Enterprises, on May 22nd you enter a place where I have fell out on the floor passed out more times then any of you have ever seen a grown woman or man for that matter without clothes on. Come May 22nd all the fans of the Eastern Wretling Alliance will see the 13 years I have worked so hard for finally get paid off as I take the EWA Heavyweight title.

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Stay drunk my friends.